I have... a plan

If Manu Ginobili and Bronson Pinchot both entered a Balki look-alike contest, Ginobili would win.

Medical breakthroughs I'm looking forward to

1. Back hair to scalp transplant

2. Penis straightening

3. Isolation and removal of the gay gene... uh.. for a friend

4. Pills that make farts smell like roses

5. White part of the eye whitening

6. Ear lowering... or highering... I just want them both to be at the same level

7. Soul bleaching

8. Lobotomy for that part of my brain that cares about what my government does

9. Foot unflattening

10. Pills that allow women to orgasm after 8 seconds of vaginal sex... uh... for a friend's girlfriend

My first post is not self-referencing

Was an unhappy childhood the reason I became an asshole as an adult, or was it proactive karma?